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The Tens | TV Sitcom’s All-Time Hottest MILFs

Yeah, there’s hundreds of MILF lists out there on the internet. And we really care about those lists, but here is ours.

#10 Bebe Neuwirth in “Cheers”

Part of the running gag with Bebe on “Cheers” was the way in which Bebe’s hotness was kept under wraps. Sometimes it worked, other times it couldn’t be contained.

#9 Clare Carey in “So Little Time”

Yeah, so nobody really knows who Clare Carey is. Nor does anyone really remember the Disney Channel-Olsen twin sitcom vehicle “So Little Time.” A show which nobody watched and yet somehow contributed to the Olsen’s becoming trazillionaires. Nevertheless, nobody can deny the hotness of Olsen twin TV mom Clare Carey. One of TV’s all-time underrated MILFs – but not here, god dammit.

#8 Katey Sagal in “Married… with Children”

I won’t go so far as to say “Married… with Children” was the greatest show of all-time, but laugh for laugh, I can’t think of a funnier show. Katey Sagal as Peg Bundy was one of the fringe benefits.

#7 Carolyn Jones in “The Addams Family”

We’re going old school for #6 on the list; old old school. Carolyn Jones. Wednesday and Pugsley Addams’ mom was quite a piece.

#6 Julie Bowen in “Modern Family”

Julie Bowen caught America’s eyes as Jack’s wife on “Lost.” Later, ABC would give her an expanded role in their new show “Modern Family,” and TV MILF fanboys are all the happier for it. More on “Modern Family” in a bit.

#5 Kellita Smith in “The Bernie Mac Show”

Madre de deus! The late great Bernie Mac knew how to pick a TV wife.

#4 Perrey Reeves in “Entourage”

All you need to do is say “Mrs. Ari” to an “Entourage” fan, and he will squint his eyes in approval and give you a head nod.

#3 | Lori Loughlin in “Full House”

While Lori Laughlin’s Becky Donaldson-Katsopolis character might only have reached number three on the lost of all-time hottest sitcom MILFs, she’s certainly #1 when it comes to all-time hottest sitcom aunts.

#2 | Jaime Pressly in “My Name is Earl”

Jaime Pressly has set a very high bar as far as sitcom MILFs are concerned. A bar many shan’t ever pass.

#1 | Sofia Vergara in “Modern Family”

What can relly be said about Sofia Vergara when words cannot aptly do her justice? We took notice of Sofia during the “Entourage” season 4 premiere, the “making-of-Medellen” episode. Disney had the brilliant idea of inking her to a contract and cast her as the younger wife to the grandfatherly Ed O’Neill in ABC’s offbeat sitcom “Modern Family.” Brilliant. And how about that Ed O’Neill? Over the course of his career he’s played the television husband of two of the top ten hottest sitcom MILFs of all-time, including the hottest one of all. Not too shabby, Ed.

 

 

Cleon Peterson – The Creative Lives

Cleon Peterson’s cruel images of violence assault our senses, yet his goal is not to shock but to dissuade the negative world he sees unfurling around him. War, rape, distrust and dishonor are depicted in classical landscapes framed as if an 18th century oil. Raised in Seattle, Cleon’s mother, a former ballerina, pushed his talent to great lengths, encouraging Cleon to get his GED at age 14 and start attending art college. Brilliant but addicted, Cleon struggled, eventually ending up in a criminally ordered asylum, where he got clean and started to define his unique vision.